Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....