Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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