Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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