hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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