YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
we made out on top of his cat.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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