And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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