I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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