I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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