she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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