Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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