He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Randomize
