And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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