everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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