found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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