Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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