Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
