Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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