physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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