It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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