I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
im on a boat
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