drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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