i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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