OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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