I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm too high and old for this...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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