Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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