I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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