brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
too bad you live with your parents still
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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