Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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