But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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