its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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