i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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