My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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