I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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