did you get engaged???
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
