Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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