the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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