Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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