You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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