maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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