I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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