tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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