Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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