Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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