I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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