I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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