Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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