Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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