I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There's always time for handjobs
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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