So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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