Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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