her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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