I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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