Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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