You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
