Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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