Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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