I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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