Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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